Oh What Now? Mercury Retrogrades Over The 2016 Holidays!

OH WHAT NOWHere We Go! Mercury Retrogrades Over The Holidays


By: Elizabeth Joyce

Mercury will turn retrograde the morning of December 19th, when there will be five more shopping day till Christmas. The planet will be in the shadow of retrograde several days before that. Lets make a note of how this affects the public, as this backwards motion brings some or all of the following: difficulties, including transportation, slowing down of the mail system, difficulty finding what you want, having to return incorrect shipped items, tendencies to rethink what one has thought, canceled plans, changing your mind, difficulty with all sorts of mechanical items, especially telephones and computers, incorrect messages or not receiving them, back-up lines at the airport, difficulties in getting somewhere on time as well as difficulties in all kinds of practical matters.
Lets put this all together with the demands of the Christmas and Holiday season. Unless I miss my guess, during the Yuletide season you will be doing some or all of the following: transporting yourself, sending things by mail, trying to decide what you want to buy and for who you want to buy, coming to all sorts of conclusions of what so-and-so wants or needs as a gift, partying, going all sorts of places, dealing with all sorts of practical matters as you prepare for various house gatherings for various types of celebrations. Hanukkah begins as well on December 25th through January 1st, 2017.
So prepare for some difficulties. Here are some recommendations to help you prepare.

  • Remember Murphys Law? If something can go wrong it will, at the worst possible moment. This was coined during one of Mercury Retrograde phases, Im sure. It certainly has been meant not only as a warning but to remind us to keep a good sense of humor. Where would all of our comics be if nothing went wrong. Remember I Love Lucy, and Ralph Cramden and Ed Norton?
  •  Get your cars and truck checked out in November, not December. Purchase all tickets, travel and theater, before December 14th.
  • Leave an extra fifteen minutes early so as to have extra time, also plan extra time between appointments.
  • Do all of your Christmas shopping before you get that car checked. (Smile!) In November, if possible.
  • Send out all packages and Christmas cards by December 5th.
  • Don’t get too tied up in thinking or re-thinking the guest list, or the gift list. If you forget someone, don’t worry, they’ll get over it, at lest they should. Patiently explain to family and friends about Mercury retrograde.
  • Remember that intention counts. Even if you can’t find what you want, you will find what you need.
  • If you are late with the gifts, explain “Okay, I’m late with my gifts. What do you expect with Mercury retrograde?” In ancient Mesopotamia, giving gifts after the holidays, within the twelve days of Christmas, was considered a sign of wisdom and love.
  • If you plan to travel long distances, (to meet relatives, for example), remember this: Mercury retrograde generally indicates that everyone’s a bit harried, hurried, and hassled. It indicates that people doing mechanical work, including work on airplanes, will be harried, hurried, and hassled. This doesn’t mean that people won’t go to work, or that you should not travel, but it is certainly not the best time to do so. Follow your intuition as whether to fly or not. Expect delays and always bring a book to read and some toys for the children.Once you’ve done all that, lean back in your easy chair, light up a Cuban cigar, sip your cognac and put your feet up. That will bring things in perspective for you. Perspective is just what you need when Mercury is retrograde. Here is a list of what is called Mercury’s False Promises:Mercury Retrogrades

    We must have lunch real soon

    Your luggage is checked through

    We promise no delays

    We’ve got inflation licked

    I’ll get right back to you

    It’s just a standard form

    Tomorrow without fail

    Pleased to meet you

    We are never late

    Thank you so much

    The check is in the mail

    You may have won a prize

    Your secret’s safe with me

    It’s wrinkle free, won’t crumble or peal

    This is a real good deal

    Strictly by the book

    What’s fair is fair

    I am not a crook

    We’ll send someone right out

    Now this won’t hurt a bit

    It’s finger licking good

    I’ll be right there

    He’s in a meeting now

    The coat’s a perfect fit

    Strictly fresh today

    Service with a smile

    I’ll love you darling, till I die

    We’ll keep you name on file

    So walk right during theses next three weeks (Dec. 19th – Jan. 8th ) and be thankful it’s all over on Little Christmas.

    Wishing you a most Happy Holiday Season and a Great New Year.


    You resolutions for 2017 are still good, but perhaps delayed!